recruitment

in my desperate bid to find a job, i even looked in the classified jobs in the paper. i saw two ads which i couldn't make sense of.

"requirement: class 3 license. preferable have own motorcycle."
-- what do they want?

"Home-based work. Female working environment."
-- how do they know how many sisters or brothers i have at home?

here's one not related to work:
"Cotton (my rabbit) is like my naughty little brother. He likes to bite wires, which can be dangerous."
-- eh, both the rabbit and brother like to bite wires?